chibird:

Reasons to be happy include fluffy kittens, ice cream, awesome people, great books, tumblr, etc… you just have to find some that work for you. :D

Now Dolph needs a belt again…

yumchocolatemilk:

makhbro:

#if a cat and a dog got married this is what they would look like

the tag is too perfect

To cheer up lookouttheleft.

My “You Write Like” Results.

You Write Like… analysis results:

Recent blog post on the subject of reading:

I write like
David Foster Wallace

 Cultural Politics paper, English paper, creative non-fiction and older blog post:

I write like
H. P. Lovecraft

Review of P.G.Wodehouse’s Thank-you, Jeeves:

I write like
P. G. Wodehouse

Biography of Nathaniel Bowditch:

 

I write like
James Fenimore Cooper

History paper on Britain’s Splendid Isolation policies:

I write like
Jonathan Swift

Right-o, then. I actually was trying to mimic Wodehouse’s style in that review, so that pleases me. And I already knew I tend toward the pedantic and loquacious when writing history. I’ve never actually read any Lovecraft, but I’m going to go ahead and assume the fact that most of my writing is like his is a positive thing in all respects. Now I have to look up David Foster Wallace. I’m assuming he’s American and that’s why I don’t know who he is.

Don’t shoot me, Americans, I’m a British lit person.

_{In addition to winning her first ever WWE Divas Championship, WWE Payback also marked AJ Lee’s first ever match on PPV. ~}

I was so, so happy for AJ last night. She is very talented and has been working incredibly hard for the company this past year. It thrills me to see her finally being awarded for her dedication. Cheers, chica!

As ever, you’re at risk of wrestling commentary on Mondays…#nww

Reason #316 why Russell Crowe is the man.

Hey Everyone…

My God, there are a lot of you.

So, what brought you here? What would you like to see more of? Are you a member of the Cumber Collective? A Nerdfighter? A Tolkien fan? A Lewis enthusiast? Classic movies? Literature? Flatbear’s amazing art? What turns your wheels? Feel free to let me know. I’m always happy to oblige.

Or just scroll on by, that’s fine too. #nww

flatbear:

Batter up!

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Hilarious. Nicki, we want to marry you.

Anonymous

Get what, Anon? How do I know I want to “do it” with you? That’s a very bold statement. And you can log in to tumblr from Safari on your iPad…

Guys, there appears to be a spam alot on the prowl. Be wary.

flatbear:

For real tho Kili was pretty fucking excellent at archery, for a Dwarf.

Thank you for the 4k followers, guys :) I hope all of my LOTR and Hobbit followers are happy here, and my Avengers followers are ready for the oncoming post-Iron Man 3 artsplosion!

flatbear:

Things That Are Not True, no matter how much I wish they were…

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flatbear:

Poor Thorin. Uncle-ing ain’t easy.

DIS COME GET YOUR DAMN KIDS.

flatbear:

The best bedtime stories need Uncles + firelight to be success.

Marchingjaybird is writing the most brutal/beautiful Durinsfamily feels fic, and every time she sends me a little piece of it, I die of perfection. And feels. And Dwarves.

I know I’ve posted this before, but the trailer this week gave me a severe case of Hobbit deprivation and the only cure is flatbear’s art. #nww

FLATBEAR FRIDAY: TOLKIEN EDITION

Coming soon to a dashboard near you.

By the way, there are fifty of you now. So glad you find me entertaining or whatever. DFTBA #nww